The Tale of Scotland Bill
Posted on November 27th, 2015
By Tcswim
This is the sad tale of Scotland Bill
Who voted Labour & voted NO, until
Working in the safe British HMRC
Scotland Bill was shocked to see
A wee letter saying ‘"we’re shutting down
Moving out to an English town
Moving out a Cumbernauld
Oh forget the lies that once we told
That was only politics
Just a few London dirty tricks
The Referendum we HAD to win
A few porky lies well a minor sin!
(After –all, a lie is not as big
As stickin your willie in a pig!)
Let’s get back to the letter
from the folk who promised you better!
"Sorry but you are now redundant
It had to be done, very urgent
Britain needs to help the wealthy
Work up there is not financially healthy
And we need cuts to stem the tide
So 800 get lost in East Kilbride
Move to London if you like
Take a bus get on your bike
We never said it would be all right
Better together was just a sound bite
We never promised you a better life
Just better together (like a divorced man n wife)
Promises & vows only lies, just silly
Tales. You didn’t believe them surely Billy!
London lies to fool Scots folk
All made up a pig n a poke, a Tory joke
Come on Billy did you believe?
Better together was MEANT to deceive
To pretend that London really cares
For Scotland Bill and folk up there
(Really Billy you are not Mayfair
And much too far from Trafalgar Square)
Quite frankly we don’t care a shit
It’s time for England to benefit
(England votes for English laws
We’ve got the jocks by the baws)
We’ll squeeze your ungrateful Sturgeon
A difficult Glaswegian woman!
We will give you a Bill to let you fail
More cuts & layoffs more in the mail
We are the Union we know the game
WE’ve now got Holyrood to BLAME!
Scotland Bill! We sold you a pup
SLAB & Tory stitched you up!
The Scotland Bill is hocus-pocus
The benefits are simply bogus
It’s a Bill that reeks of Judas.
Go bile yer heid we heard enough
Lets get Independence quick enough
Its time to educate & win the minds
Hearts & heads of every kind
You voted No last time?
YES, you can change your mind
Get your NO pals to vote SNP
It’s Your future, can you see
It’s the ONLY way
For Scotland to gain prosperity
To be rid of persistent poverty
To realize our history
To bring back our dignity
Pride in our country
From Shetland to Galloway
Listen you hear that word my friends
Softly from the bens & glens
Louder in the cities & the schemes
In your hearts & in your dreams
Hear It! Say it!
INDEPENDENCE is coming have no fear!
INDEPENDENCE work for it you hear!
Win more minds and win more souls
Win the vote that history stole
Listen it’s like a train
Here it comes again and again
Climb on board the INDEPENDENCE TRAIN
You got your ticket? Let me see!
You good! You are SNP!
Others tae must catch this train
We need the masses &
& all the classes
Folk that are angry
Folk that are hungry
Folk in business
On farms ‘n factory
Folk that work in public service
The Teacher, nurse, young apprentice
The TRAIN is now at your station
Destination the Scottish NATION