by Wee Hamish,

Ye’ll hae had yer Chilcot then? Efter a’ that time and money, whit did we actually learn? Nothing we didnae already ken. George Dubya said, “Let’s take out Saddam" and Teflon Tony wagged his tail and jumped to help, spinning the facts tae mak’ sure the muppets in the Hoose o’ commons went alang wi’ him.

Will he get awa’ wi’ it? Probably. He’s made his millions and he can spin oot any legal action fur years.

Whitever happens, though, there’s ane thing ye can be certain o’. Gordie Broon and a’ thae ither MPs wha voted tae gang tae war in Iraq will keep their heids doon and hope naebody bothers them. But when the BBC needs somebody tae stand up and scare the fearties awa’ fae IndyRef2, they’ll a’ come oot o’ the woodwork and be queueing up tae see wha can shout the loudest.